Today I bought a mystery pack from American Apparel and I want to know what’s in it so bad. I also started reading Invisible Monsters (remix) by Chuck Palahniuk and as with every one of his books I’ve read: what even? is happening?
Memphis comes creeping down my back
Somehow this place tastes just like an attack
A hundred-yard-stare of a kiss
Lord, I know I’ll never miss it
They told me stop scouting the field
They told me have a look in commercial appeal
And start getting that hair cut sharp
Sometimes I think that I’ll find a love
One that’s gonna change my heart
And I’ll find it in commercial appeal
And then this heartache’ll get chased away
such a fuckin’ jam!
(Source: realgaran)
I’m watching Battlestar Galactica and the Cylons look like one of the members of Daft Punk. Coincidence? I think not!
I walked into Home Depot. Asked the fist employee I saw,”Which way to the plants?” before I realized that he was talking to someone else. The guy he was helping pointed and said “that way.” I looked right at him and said “I don’t believe you.” and walked in the direction he pointed only to see that the plants were literally around the corner.
I immediately realized that I had been a complete bitch to this random guy I don’t even know. I don’t know why I would say such a mean thing but at the same time I could not stop laughing.
We sit here watching cooking shows while eating microwaved tv dinners…
